Hero image: "Butter making woman," Compost et Kalendrier des BergΓ¨res, Paris 1499 β public domain via Wikimedia Commons. She's been doing this since before pasteurization ruined everything.
Most butter is missing the most important step: fermentation. Before refrigeration, all butter was cultured β cream sat out, fermented naturally, then got churned. That's how it was made for thousands of years. The bacteria break down the cream and develop flavor before any churning happens.
Modern butter skips it entirely. Pasteurized cream straight to churn. Faster, cheaper, less flavor.
Two foods from one bottle: real butter and real cultured buttermilk β not the fake acidified stuff from the store.
Mix cream and yogurt in a jar, lid on. Sit at room temperature 12β24 hours. The live cultures ferment the cream β this is the step industrial butter skips.
Pour the cultured cream into a stand mixer. Whisk on low until it breaks β the fat clumps into butter and the buttermilk separates out.
Strain off the buttermilk (keep it β that's the second food). Rinse the butter under cold water until it runs clear, press out remaining liquid, wrap in parchment.
Rough estimate β the quantities here are loose.